V E Day at Home
I was at home on VE Day, and in the evening those of us who were
there went out to one or two hostelries to celebrate a bit, which was
quite inexpensive because anybody in uniform was being given free
drinks.
There were a lot of streets who'd organised street
parties, and we'd been invited to one in Strone Road where several of
our lot lived, including the famous Bert Impey. Amongst us was a
certain Tommy Dean, who imbibed more than the rest of us but was
still able to stand up. Whilst
he had been on leave (which like me he'd extended) he'd ordered a
brand new petty officer's doe skin uniform, which must've cost what
in those days was quite a bomb. People had lit a bonfires down the
street, and he was so merry he was being absolutely stupid, running
along the road and diving through the bonfire, rolling on the road
the other side, then running on to the next fire and so on. So you
can imagine what sort of a state his uniform was in by the time he'd
finished!
In the section of Strone Road where out bit of the
party was, they'd even erected a small stage on which people were
doing things, and I got lumbered to do a little turn. I thought I'd
recite that famous one "Christmas Day in the Workhouse",
but as there were a lot of ancient (well they seemed ancient at the
time!) ladies in the audience, I decided I'd have to Bowdlerise it
(clean it up!) a bit.
"It was Christmas Day in the
workhouse, holly clad the walls, the preacher was preaching the
sermon, when somebody hollered out 'Blimey!’.” I was
thinking so hard about how I was going to Bowdlerise the next bit, I
said ‘I'll give you balls you devil!...’ - and of course all the
old ladies went "ooooh!" and it was the end of the
performance.
Another one of the hangers-on sidled up to us
(he was the sidling sort, if you know what I mean!) and said "Ere!"
(out of the side of his mouth, honestly!) "Let's have our own
little party - come down to my house, don't tell anybody, but just
come down and come in!". Well, I don’t know about
"don't tell anybody", I think he had told everybody because
when we got there and got inside his house we couldn't move!
Most
of the people were in the front room where his old granny - and she
was old, even by my present day standards - was bedridden. A
multitude of people were milling about all over the place, climbing
over the bed to get past, and she was just sitting there saying
"Where's my cuppa tea?! Where's my cuppa tea?!". Then while
we were there (you know, if you put this in a film you wouldn't
believe it!) the doctor came to see her, fighting his way through the
crowd and just carrying on as if nobody else was present. It was
hilarious!
Then they decided they'd get the piano out into
the street so we could all have a bit of music, but it got stuck in
the front door, half in and half out. There was some fellow playing
this blooming piano, standing outside by the front door, but ever so
often his left hand would disappear in the house, as he did the
'vamp' part - oh dear, talk about laugh!
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